I've told it before, but it still gets me. Michael was 3 and half. We were eating supper and one of our foster kids (age 6) was acting up over the food (spaghetti) and just wouldn't let go of it. Michael, sitting next to her and eating away, kept looking at her with disgust. After about 5 minutes of this, he turned, and with a very familiar inflection to some very familiar words, said, "Fockin' asshole."

That's my boy alright...............

Spaw