An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a young Welshman walk into a pub.
Where is everybody?
The bartender said all the old expats from Canada, India, Hong Kong and Gibralter all went to Tahiti hoping to get stuck there after the Brexit deal is final.

I thought they were still in France after the world cup.
Naw, said the bartender, that was just a bad joke. Brexit is real.