Snug as a bug in Hotel Doral
Trump snubs the world while he loses morale
Sooner or later he is going to hell
When all of the bug bites began to swell

They swell and itch from his head to his toes
The bites grew together from his throat to his nose
All his insults now sound like they're snot
He thought he was great but now he's not

One of the bug bites became highly infected
His yes men were there but no longer protected
All the King's men and all the King's horses
Would not render aid not even armed forces

The moral of the story is not that its gory
Its the tiniest germ that can bring down the boring
Meglomaniac self interested whore King.
We may be but germs but WE write our short story