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Thread #159235   Message #4016502
Posted By: Rapparee
31-Oct-19 - 08:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We have been following the reports of Our Imperial Game Warden. He fell while pursuing a felon who was unequivocally poached Our game in Our forests. In the fall the Imperial Game Warden's crossbow launched its bolt, which ended up in the rearmost muscles of the miscreant. The bolt containing tranquilizing solution, the criminal wandered back to the IGW, who asked for assistance. The crook said something to the effect of "Like, groovy, man, ya know?" and wandered off. Fortunately help was nearby and the IGW was taken to a medical facility for treatment. It is believed the poacher fell into a hole formerly used coal mining, but didn't care.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®         His Mark