I was going to post a response to the greatest scheme ever devised by the devious mind of ^#$&^%*&*, but I decided not to. If I had, I would have said, please let my post be the last so that it can sink like the stone that it is.

Of course, here we are talking about the poor fellow behind his back, when all he wants to do is get rich~~at our expense, of course. I guess he underestimates the intelligence of those who come here! By the way, I checked, it is the only post by the author, at least under that name.

OK, now it's my turn~~Anybody wanna buy a bridge, or an automatic banjo tuner, guaranteed to keep your banjo in tune forever?