Sean, Sean, the Leprechaun
He looked for his gold, but it was gone
He looked high, and he looked low
He looked around the freeway, and...
OH NO!
He got hit by a bus, And knocked right out
Of his cute little buckled shoes
And he was paralyzed from the neck down
And moved to a home for vegetables
On the outskirts of town
And one night that crazy-assed janitor
Molested him in his sleep and he died
and that's it!

https://youtu.be/UrslPfJPJs8?list=RDwhQ62Ggudlk&t=459