At a folk festival at which I was a volunteer, there were also others, some new to the folk scene. The festival starts with a parade led by a highland pipe band. At the performers check-in was a green volunteer. When the pipe leader, about 6 foot 6 inches, and about 240 lbs, went to the check-in the volunteer looked up and said "Oh, you must be the pipe team". He gave a her a withering look, puffed out his chest, gave a little swirl of his kilt and in his deep bass voice said, "No, we're the transvestite dance team".