He has just been cutting up some 'cheeeecken' for SmokeyPokey and Sam The Skull, who still haunts us. AND there's another cat hanging around - a little black and white fellow, quite young and absolutely starving.
I think he lives in a house behind our back garden, and is eating huge plates of Purina best-quality cat food, tins of tuna and cheeeeecken.
I call him Binky (the name of my first ever cat when I was four years old!) I worry that Binky isn't being fed often enough, but he's putting on weight now (hardly surprising!)
Husband says "Thees 'ouse eez un restaurant for poooossies" and imagines all the cats in the neighbourhood ringing us up to make a booking!
Just bought a huge box of 60 sachets (£24!!) for all these felines.