Stilly,

How come when I'm deep in the Colder-Than-A-Landlord's-Hearts of Texas and shivering worse than I do back home due to not bringing a heavy coat. There's some sort of Elfin Flu epidemic this year and I thought I'd volunteer to go someplace warm to help out. People in Stetsons are skating on the dRiver Stilly while The Texas Troubadors are playing "The Skaters Waltz Across Texas".

Hey! What gives(for Xmas), anyway?