The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #68415   Message #4021870
Posted By: Steve Shaw
01-Dec-19 - 06:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Bastard Child of all BS Threads
Bloke pub willie jokes:

Hang on lads, I just have to go to shake hands with the unemployed..."

Or,

Hang on lads. I just have to go to shake hands with the wife's best friend..."

Or, on return from the bog, "Bloody 'ell, that porcelain's cold..."