polling suggests tovarisch Compo had a royal rogering during the debate.
His party has also slipped 2 percentage points in the polls.
Does magic grandad have any more rabbits to pull out of the hat? His last two of the bliar and grey man are driving people wholesale to the tories.
3 cheers for Boris the nemesis of lefties!
Will I be supping champagne or hemlock after the election?
There's many a slip twixt cup and lip!