The Philosophy of Logic is the best philosophy
One simple bit of logic, makes college life sublime
Now instead of study, we have leisure time.

Because ..
The more you study, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know,
So Why Study?

The less you study, the less you know,
The less you know, the less you forget,
The less you forget, the more you know,
So Why ..., why, why study?


For computing the more you compute
the more data you have to become searchable
the more you search the less you have time to compute
So why compute


In the original lyric Bill D found 2 lines that were internally illogical