Rest assured, DMcG, that my travel plans never include drives to Hinkley C. I got the mileage estimate by googling "Bude to Hinkley Point" but then I forgot to add the extra bit needed because of my house being on the wrong side of Bude.

What we need this week is a spot of dementia tax, Jennifer's ear, that bigoted woman or two days to save the pound. Something to entertain us in this most tedious of campaigns, and, who knows, a last-minute game-changer...