Well Merlin, I'm sure that MAV will be around to tell you that you are naive and also explain everything to you. MAV can explain everything and anything!!! He can explain it all. Don't be bothered by the fact that he lives in the world of the terminally screwed and is able to categorize all things in those special little niches in his mind. It all makes sense to MAV and that should be good enough for everyone. Even if it is complete gibberish and the ravings of a paranoid, it is the "MAV World Order" and he will gladly preach to you about it.

So Merlin, kick back and get ready. Break out the popcorn and a beer and wait for the laughs. He has one helluva' future as a stand up comic!!! This is your chance to get in on the ground floor of a promising career. If at any point you begin to become ill though, let one of us know. That happens a lot with MAV and is the main thing holding him from comedy stardom.

Spaw