Iains - "Off into the wasteland with them! A binary choice and kama sutra compo puts on his Janus mask and recites the labour suicide manifesto.
What a star! You really could not make it up."

Well somebody made that up..
clearly someone with pretentious poor writing skills made that up...

You..???

The election is over, you won..
Whoever your handlers are, whoever set you in motion,
they can switch you off now...
Unless you have been left on auto,
programmed to shift into bad winner mode..
until your batteries run down...???