The comedy writer who improvised the above fragment,
and left it incomplete,
was the father of Jean Houston.
"Jack Houston" is how his daughter identifies him,
I have failed in my attempts
to find out his formal name.

The unfinished parody is often quoted when
Jean Houston reminisces about her upbringing,
as she was a child when her father came up with the parody.

The earliest source I could find for the parody
is Jean Houston's book, The Possible Human, on page 185,
1982, publisher J. P. Tarcher.