No Dave - that was your fantasy.

I live happily next door to a Polish guy who pays his taxes, works every day and has two lovely kids.

I told you that I had a friend whose quid shop on Boston green was routinely robbeed by an East European gang that the police couldn't be arsed to chase after.

You refused to accept that.

You are one of the myriad of voices who called me racist because I asked a simple question.

Why did those Vietnamese people risk their lives to come to England when they are living in European countries that, by their own account at least, have better health systems, pay better wages, enjoy greater political freedom, have wonderful open opportunities to all residents.

And yet people risk their lives every single day live years in squalid refugee camps to come to this shitty little country of unfriendly racists, money grabbing tories, not to mention their bloody awful folk music.

Doesn't really add up.

Are you sure you got your facts right?