BTW, Al.

Calling Boris an albino piglet won't do it.

I know it won't. I know it is trite and childish but it was a sobriquet coined by his peers and refers to his ability to wriggle out of the shit. Do you have nothing to say about referring to Corbyn as Compo and magic grandad or referring to Dianne Abbot as abbotopamus? Or are your new found friends beyond such reproach?