I would love to have them too! My mom sang it to us when we were younger.
This is what I remember...

I like myself, I think I’m grand
I like to sit and hold my hand
I’m a nut, I’m a nut

I take myself to the picture show
I sit myself in the very front row
I’m a nut, I’m a nut

I put my arms around my waist
I get so fresh, I slap my face
I’m a nut, I’m a nut