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Thread #159235 Message #4024928
Posted By: JennieG
22-Dec-19 - 02:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
In these days of restricted water use it is getting more and more difficult to keep the Imperial Oubliette damp enough for new mould to continually form. The cheap perfume is an excellent idea - a good thought!
As the temperatures over the past few days have been setting new heat records, the oubliette inhabitants are suitable uncomfortable.
In honour of the coming festive season, I would like to ask Our Great Imperial Leader if it would be possible to shave three minutes off the length of sentence for any crimes whose punishment usually requires a sentence of 300 years or more? Such mercy would never be forgotten, O Great Sire!
Imperial Torturer, Dungeon Choir Wrangler and Overseer of Empiratical Banjo Ensemble
[§] Her mark
(For which I thank Our Most Gracious Emperor Rapparee)