The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #4024933
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
22-Dec-19 - 03:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
Perhaps His Imperiousness could arrange for some of the unneeded rain that has fallen upon the Southeastern US region of The Empire to be relocated to the Oz region where it's needed.

It has rained a full fifteen centimeters over the last day-and-a-half here at my humble homestead in scenic Floribama. The rain is obviously in the wrong place because we don't even get centimeters of rain here. We get inches!

Our soil can't even absorb metric rain! If it isn't sent someplace else, it'll hang around until for weeks until it evaporates.

Imperial Ignoramus
His mark: <ยก!>