A family of country hicks, Ma, Pa and Junior, go to the big city for the first time. In a large department store, Junior is facinated by watching people go in and out of the elevator. He runs to fetch Pa, saying, "Pa,Pa, you've gotta see this!".

A few moments later, an old lady approaches the elevator. The doors open, she enters and the doors close behind her. Floor indicators counts up and then down again. When the doors re-open, out walks a beautiful young woman.

"What's happening Pa?" Cries Junior. "I don't know, son" says Pa, scratching his chin, "but go fetch your Ma."

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