Dunno about Disney, Dave, my wife and I have long regarded the Royals as a kind of long-running soap-opera - a sort of ‘Eastenders’ but with a cast who can speak proper English.

Perhaps ‘Azza ‘n’ Meghan could make a few bob by getting one of the BBC’s competitors to put on a rival soap - let’s call it ‘West-Enders’ - with the central theme being a story about a dysfunctional family, living on benefits despite having a stash of cash in the lock-up dahn the arches. ‘Azza could play the grandson who’s not quite as accepted as he should be because The Fammerlee suspect his mum was ‘playing away from home’ and he’s the product. Meghan could be the foreign incomer, mistrusted by ‘Azza’s family because “She dahn’t look and talk like us!”, who persuades ‘Azza that he could do like many of the other 60-odd-million British people, get a bloody job and get off benefits (at least in part).

I know it sounds a bit far fetched, but it could be a go-er, don’cha fink?