Hee hee Donuel and Backwoodsman! Really funny! I don't watch Eastenders particularly, but could Her Maj be a sort of Dot Cotton character?
And I reckon we do need a Royalectomy operation now.

PS I don't think Bonzo meant me, as he knows I lean more to the 'Other Side'.
(By the way Bonzo, I hope lovely Dreamy is doing well?)

Regarding little Archie Harrison, I can well see how the couple do NOT want their boy to grow up in the stultifying, overly formal atmosphere of the Royal family. I think that's why they chose his name, so unlike the traditional historical names of all the others.