Jim McLean. Tune: (I'm the man, the well fed man...)

I'm Harry the Duke of Sussex and my wife's from the USA
We're sick of the Royal family and decided not to play
Meghan gave up her acting career and I don't have a job
But with only ten million pounds or more, we don't know how we'll cope.
Yes, with only ten million pounds or more, we don't know how we'll cope.

My granny gave us a cottage, we thought was a bit too small
Then the tax man gave us two million pounds to paper and paint the hall
But we're going to live in Canada, it's cheaper there we're told.
But with only ten million pounds or more, how will we keep out the cold?
Yes, with only ten million pounds or more, how will we keep out the cold?

We'll have to watch the pennies, we'll have to just make do
We'll swop the Rolls for a Chevy and a Cadillac or two
And we might come back to Blighty for a holiday now and then
But with only ten million pounds or more, we won't have much to spend
Yes, with only ten million pounds or more, we won't have much to spend

Prince Charles has said he'll cut us off from the Royal money tree
And Philip the Duke, the Royal Plook, says "all the more for me!"
But how will we feed the baby, we don't know what to do
With only ten million million pounds or more, unless we get more from you
Yes, with only ten million pounds or more, we don't know what to do.

    (Repeat first verse?)