Mudcat Café message #4028562

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Thread #167099 Message #4028562
Posted By: frogprince
15-Jan-20 - 11:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020

A blond man, calling 911: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are two minutes apart".
911 responder: "Is this her first child?"
Blond man: "No, this is her husband ! "