The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4029818
Posted By: Donuel
23-Jan-20 - 04:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
A country singer was wandering in the street and bumped into a big ol police officer who said "whats going on?"
Oh officer, I can't find my car.
Where did you think it was?
Well, it was right on the end of this here key.
I have some good people who will take your information,
fill out a few forms and help you find your car.
But first, could you zip up your fly ?
The singer looked down and said "Damn and they got my girl too."