The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099   Message #4030498
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
27-Jan-20 - 07:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
How do you tempt Winnie the Pooh out of his house?
C'mon bear.

How did the cheese string paint his wife?
Double glossed her.

What did the Geordie say when he saw the edge of the reservoir?
Eee, dam.