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Thread #167099   Message #4030587
Posted By: Raggytash
27-Jan-20 - 03:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Two men,one of whom was a vicar were playing golf together.

At the first tee one man took a swing but did not hit the ball 'Damn he said missed the bastard' The vicar chided him for using such language saying that God woud punish him, don't be daft he replied.

A the next hole he missed an easy putt 'damn missed the bastard'once again the vicar chided him.

This continued at nearly every hole 'damn missed the bastard' again and again with the vicar telling him each time that God would punish him.

At the 17th he again missed his swing 'damn .......... what the ......'

The clouds opened a old man with a long white beard peered down through the gloom with his arm outstretched from whence a lightening bolt shot down right into a bunker next to where the man was standing

'DAMN MISSED THE BASTARD!!' came a voice from the heavens.