See if you can get Morrisons to persuade Warburtons to put ten crumpets in their one-quid nine-pack, Dave. It's terribly inconvenient, as Mrs Steve has two, I have three, which leave only four left for the next day... No use, is that... Mind you, as I understand it, Warburtons is a Tory party donor...

See how I skilfully I worked UK politics back in there, Dave? :-)