The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #167099 Message #4030768
Posted By: Steve Shaw
28-Jan-20 - 09:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Me whippet's dead. If I show yer a photo can tha mek us a gold statue of it?"
Aye, I can," he says. "Dost tha want it eighteen carat?"
"Nay, yer daft bugger, just chewin' bone'll do fine."