Something that would not go over with facebook is;
Guys and gals who play with balls for millions and millions of dollars make Earth a better place in every way. Lost games cast us into an abyss of sadness and doom, may be overstating it but balls make the worl go round.

Sports are a physical calculous that entertains us.
Granted balls have a slight anti gravitational freedom in one plane but mastering a stapler is not much different.

This planet probably employs 1 in 10 who directly or indirectly is involved in playing with balls, perhaps more. Ghandi MLK Eienstien
Newton will have to take a back seat to ball handlers in the meantime.