"I'm inclined to let you stay" PFR...that's about as close to "welcome home Dave/Davo" I've received since repatriating on Swithin's Day 1997!!

It was a nice day, by the way, and, when the white-van man driving me and 60 kg of luggage from the airport to a "Bayswater Bed-Sit" pointed out that the royals were holding a party in one of London's fine gardens, I said: "well, for what it's worth, I didn't come home for a party".