It's a good job I'm an asocial recluse...

Though I did respond to a post card invite from next door neighbours
to join "Nextdoor"..

Handy for bookmarking local builders, etc,
and for the mrs to be nosy about goings on
within a few streets of our house...

"ooh.. I know her.. / That's that house where... / That bloody cat is always shitting by our front door, hope they never find it.. /
Told you they were doing that../ That's why the police and ambulance were outside their house.. / and so on....."