HOWDY Y'ALL!!! I'm back, and y'all are BEAUTIFUL!

Betcha thought I'd forgotten all about my wonderful, beautiful, fantastic, snog-worthy Challengers, didn't ya? No way, dudes and dudettes. And here are your long awaited and more than well deserved Golden Cow Chip Awards -- and thanks for keeping the 'Challenge flame' alive while I was away with the fairies! ;-) And don't worry, the Challenge is still kickin' and will return real soon...

All the best, Áine

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):
A Slow Boat Woulda Been Better by Dharmabum
Hanz And Franz by Pseudolus
Stuck In The USSR by Kim C

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears):
A Tribute To The Season by Hyperabid
Coming Into Moscow by Trapper
Muss I Denn by mousethief
On a Jet Plane by Bradypus
Two German Drunks by Clifton53
Two Vacant Chairs by SINSULL
Ver Ist Der Loo by Pete M'Gurk