Road signs, yes, I notice them, but my husband doesn't so if he's driving, I'm definitely the navigator: but then, he doesn't know right from left either, so many a U-turn or complete revolution of a roundabout we've done in our time!
As for the farts, we had lentil soup for lunch, and baked beans for tea, so prrrrrrrrrpppp to all of you! Luckily no smell over the internet..........is there????