I've always laughed at that advert which finishes with 'Keep away from children' and I always reply 'Very good advice mate!'
And wasn't there a large sign near one of our ports which said 'Dover for the Continent'? Some wag had written underneath 'Harwich for the Incontinent'.
Hahaha Donuel, 'Pollyanna Syndrome'!! I think my diagnosis could also include Chronic Crumpetitis!