Hahahaa punkfolkrocker! I'm the nosiest person alive, but my need to know everything is easily satisfied here in our small village. We have a super village shop with a little tea room, and the gossip in there is stupendous. Also we know all our neighbours, and get the latest news from everyone the minute it happens. No need for a neighbourhood internet site thing.
That's why I love village life in a rural county like Norfolk.