I TOLD you there was more, Gargoyle. Here's from Lone Star Swing: On the Trail of Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys

THE ICE MAN SONG

Any ice today, lady? It's nice today, lady.
How about a little piece today?
It's only a quarter, so don't you think you oughter
Have a little 'fore it melts away?

There's a lady lives down our street
Her name is Mrs Brown
She got a great big lump today
She's got the biggest box in town.