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Thread #167099   Message #4035293
Posted By: Steve Shaw
20-Feb-20 - 08:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Subject: RE: BS: Only Joke Thread You'll Need for 2020
Fer chrissake...

Anyway, to revive the thread, here's Billy Connolly's rules for the over-60s:

1. Never pass up an opportunity to go for a pee.

2. Never waste an erection.

3. Never trust a fart.