I'm gonna throw a platter of baby elephant walk on the phonograph machine and cut a rug. Thats because I feel so young. Then I'm gonna go to the icebox, grab a Yoo Hoo and settle down in front of the boob tube to watch John Wayne. I love the way he protects that whippersnapper who lost her dad. But if you ask me about Trump I'll tell you he is a low down double dealing no good lieing pony soldier that is full of malarkey. And that ain't just whistlin Dixie.

This is how Biden sounds to me like his "The first rule of hair club is to not talk about hair club". I don't think I'm the only one who notices that he is a full fledged fogey.