An old man walks into a Catholic church and enters the confessional, the following conversation ensues:

Old Man: Father, last night I picked up two gorgeous Danish stewardesses in a bar, took them to my hotel and made passionate love to them all night long.

Priest: I see, but I don't recognize your voice, are you a member of this parish?

Old Man: No.

Priest: Well, are you even Catholic?

Old Man: No, I'm Jewish.

Priest: Well then why are you telling me this?

Old Man: Hell, Father, I'm telling every one!