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Thread #31159   Message #403671
Posted By: GUEST,Len Wallace
22-Feb-01 - 09:59 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Send in the Clones (Len Wallace)
Subject: Lyrics: SEND IN THE CLONES
Seems a rather wealthy couple has now been influenced by a cultist doctor to do a cloning procedure.

Send in the Clones

words by Len Wallace tune: Send in the Clowns by Stephen Sondheim

Isn't it great? Ain't I a pair? / I'm standing here on the ground and over there / Send in the clones. /

Isn't it grand? Don't you approve? / I could then have my own cake and eat it too! / Where are the clones? Send in my clone /

Bridge: Myself and then I would be we / Finally knowing the one that I wanted was me / Making two entrances with my usual flair / Betwixt and between - I'd always be there /

But I gotta be rich, that part's so clear / I'd have the time of my lives plus two careers. / Where are the clones? I ought to be cloned / Well, maybe next year