clumsy obvious change of direction to escape a sticky mess..

"The 2019 United Kingdom general election was held on Thursday 12 December. On that day the leftwaffe lost its wings and now can only resort to making silly aeroplane noises...
[blah blah etc etc..]
... can toss all their mercedes into the lake of homeless british destined champagne if we leave on WTO terms. Bring it on I say."

Iains - schoolboy 'cummings youth storm-troopers' on youtube,
are far better at that style of smug garbled
trying too hard to be clever propaganda.
than you are...
If one of them is writing your scripts,
you've been lumbered with a class dunce
and you need to replace him with a more mature and capable script writer..