Crowd of about ten people in an otherwise quiet Bude Morrison's this morning, staring blankly like zombies at the stripped-bare hand-sanitizer shelf. I should have guessed when I saw 'em. It's started... [Note to self: Must panic-buy some Heinz beanz urgently...oven chips...fish fingers...]

I'm still panic-buying Prosecco, as it comes from the Veneto in northern Italy. D'you think I should spray the bottles with Dettox...? :-)