I might nip into the local undertakers
to see if they start running any buy one get one free promotions,
if we book in advance...

I'm in the 60 - 70 risk group.. my mum is 87...

My mrs aint 60 just yet, so she's still young enough
to take care of the arrangements...

Coffin panic buying - I'd always be happier with a cheap disposable body bag anyway...