Believe it or not my friend Charlie has written a song about this already and we (Roll & Go) have performed it on stage for the last couple of years! I'll mention it to him if he doesn't spot this thread and get him to post it here.
The last time he performed it was at the Side Door Coffeehouse in October. I was sitting with Gordon Bok in the audience and Gordon was interested in the song. He got a big kick out of it. (Not that I'm trying to influence the judges...)