Two Elderly Cardiff ladies were conversing through the communal wall of their outside lavatories
"Hmmmmmm.... (straining) Is that you Mrs Evans ?"
"Hmmmmmm.... it is Mrs Davis"
"hmmmmmm.... How's your 'ubby, ?"
"hmmmmmm.... 'Es fine, 'ow's yours ?"
"hmmmmmm.... Same as ever, 'e never changes; 'ows your lad Dai 'avent seen 'im round for a while ?"
"hmmmmmm.....'E's in London, got a place in drama school"
"hmmmmmk..... Always was a clever lad, what't 'e doin' ?"
"hmmmmmm..... 'e's playin 'Amlet"
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oooh, that's a hard part"
Jim Carroll