"My fish jokes are brill, "
I've always tried to skate over them Steve, though you don't want to hear what I say about them out of your herring

A Liverpool kids joke
A hard of hearing woman went to the doctor's to get advice on how to get pregnant - he told her, 'You have an agitated hole and if you have a baby it will be a miracle'
She returned home dejected - "What did he say ?" asked her husband
"He said I have a haddock up my hole and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel"
Jim