You’ve been stealing avenudo
From the back of Pizza Towers
That was the beginning of the start
You’ve been taking the tequila
Up until the after-hours
But don’t you take it too far

CHORUS
It’s been five long years
Since you robbed the train to Chico
Now you’re in the back of a truck
But that’s what’s from robbing
The last train to Chico
So goodbye, and Enrico, good luck

Did you speak to Richard Nixon
By that plane in San Berdu?
Tell him he relied on blush too much?
Did he smile and say he loved you?
Was he wearing high-heeled shoes?
Was his pardon for your felonies?
A crutch

CHORUS